Yesterday was a big one for President Donald J. Trump and GOP patriots defending the Constitution and rule of law. As the evil, America-hating Democrats continued their circus charade of trying to impeach the country’s greatest president, they heard a bombshell. U.S. Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland testified that he spoke directly with …
Nunes Shares GOP’s Brilliant Impeachment Defense Strategy
California produces a lot of nuts, but none as hard as Rep. Devin Nunes (R). This sucker won’t crack no matter how hard the pressure gets! Nunes dropped by?The Lint Screen?offices to discuss the recent opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Donald J. Trump and his defense strategy to?protect his master. “The liberals are?clutching …
Putin es To Defense Of Trump, Says He “Is A Great Leader”
Presidents stick together! Today, Russia President Vladimir Putin popped by The Lint Screen Moscow offices and sung the praises of American President Donald J. Trump. “I feel sorry for your president,” Putin said as he skinned a kitten with a buck knife. “The fake news treats him very badly. Why does Trump allow free press? …
Pelosi And Looney Libs Begin Biggest Witch Hunt Ever
Leave it to the “do-nothing Democrats!” The Republicans have been working hard to solve high drug prices, healthcare costs, crumbling infrastructure, skyrocketing national debt, guns, and opioids while the liberals are working hard to rid America of its greatest president! In a shameful display of betrayal, today, Dems in the House voted to begin impeachment inquiry …
Jim Jordan’s War Journal: Portrait Of A Patriot
The Lint Screen has secured the private journal of Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan who led a band of fearless patriots in yesterday’s storming of a SCIF (sensitive partmented information facility) in the Capitol. Weds., 10/23/19 A sleepless night. Met yesterday with Fearless Leader in The White House. The Chief was upset and angry. Said no …
Lindsey Blames Satan For Trump’s Woes
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham worships President Donald J. Trump, and he blames the devil himself for the impeachment inquiry underway. “I’ve had it with Satan,” Graham told The Lint Screen. “God put Donald Trump here to save America and save humanity. But the dark forces of hell have put Democrats in Washington, and let …